2006/12/09
男同志们,娶了这女人你绝对幸福。。。
男淫们,娶了这女人你绝对幸福。。。
| [日期:2006-06-15] | 来源: 作者: | [字体:大 中 小] |
哈哈,看了你就知道是多么的幸福了,是幸运者的举个手吧!!
关于起床
老公:起床了,起床了,你不说今天要早起开会嘛。
老婆:别说话,我再睡一会。
老公:快起吧,要不该迟到了。
老婆:你别碰我!我要睡觉!!
老婆:呀!都该迟到了!你是怎么叫我的!!!
关于吃东西
老婆:这个话梅我吃了一半,挺好吃的,剩下的给你吃吧。
老公:我不爱吃话梅。
老婆:不行,你就爱吃!你是不是嫌弃我吃过的!
老公:这鱼挺好吃的,来。
老婆:你的脏筷子碰过的,谁吃!
老公:那你吃过一半我还吃呢,我不嫌弃你,你怎么嫌弃我?
老婆:那就对了。我嫌弃你说明我比你干净。我比你干净你凭什么嫌弃我?!
关于离婚
老婆:咱们要是离了婚,房子归我,我的钱我也得拿走。
老公:那我的钱呢?
老婆:你的钱都是我的钱,你有什么钱!
老婆:还有,离婚后你每月的收入也得给我80%。嗯,如果你再结婚了,那就给我60%就成了。
老公:老婆,我决不跟你离婚!
关于干家务
老公:咱们把家务分分工吧。
老婆:好。首先,脏活累活得男人干吧,比如擦地、刷马桶、擦桌子……
老公:这对。
老婆:你是学理工的,我是学文科的,带电的东西得你干吧,像洗衣机、电冰箱、电饭锅、电熨斗……
老公:这……行!
老婆:男主外,女主内。和外人打交道的活得你干吧,买菜、交水电费、取报纸牛奶……
老公:行,行,那你干什么?
老婆:别着急呀。厨房里油烟这么大,可毁皮肤了,做饭得你干吧。
老公:你就告诉我你干什么吧。
老婆:我也有很多要干的呀。我可以陪着你,监督你,赞美你,安慰你……
关于孩子
老婆:咱们要个孩子吧。
老公:行。
老婆:那你喜欢咱们的孩子吗?
老公:喜欢。
老婆:那不行!你就得喜欢我一个人!
老公:好,好,就喜欢你一个人。
老婆:那我的孩子你凭什么不喜欢啊!
老公:咱还是别要孩子了。
关于喝水
老婆:老公,我要喝水!
老公:我给你倒去。
老公:哎,这水杯不就在你手边嘛,没看见?
老婆:看见了,我就是想让你递给我。
关于领导
老婆:我在外面不是领导,在家里就得当领导。你在外面是领导,在家里就得被领导。
老公:那我要是在外面当不成领导了呢?
老婆:一个男人,在外面看人脸色,回家来拿老婆耍威风,算什么男人!
关于睡觉
老婆:咱们盖那个双人被吧。
老公:别!那到第二天早上就全裹你身上了。我什么也盖不着。还是自己盖自己的吧,心里踏实。
老婆:哼,你就是自己盖,到明天早上照样也得被我裹走!
关于中心
老婆:我在我们家一直是中心,在你们家也得以我为中心。
老公:那我在我们家也一直是中心。
老婆:可我这中心比你那中心重要。
老公:为什么?
老婆:因为我是千金,你只是个小子。
关于打电话
老婆:你为什么不给我打电话?!
老公:倒打一耙!今天不是说好你给我打电话的嘛。结果我等了一天,还是我打给你的。
老婆:我是说过,可我又改主意了。张爱龄说:女人有改主意的特权。
老公:那你改主意没跟我说呀!
老婆:我说了,我心里说的,谁让你和我心灵不相通的。
关于异性朋友
老婆:我可以有男朋友,你不能干涉我。
老公:行,我也交个女朋友。
老婆:不行!
老公:凭什么你行我不行呀。
老婆:我交男朋友,你做不到的人家能做到,我就不会老挑你毛病了,有利于家庭幸福。你交女朋友,我心眼儿小,吃醋和你吵架,不利于家庭安定。
老公:那我也心眼儿小。
老婆:一个男人,和女人一样心眼儿小,亏你好意思说!
关于拿东西
老婆:这个袋子你也拿着吧。
老公:我都拿着四个袋子了,你什么都不拿,好意思吗?
老婆:那我还挽着你呢!你100多斤呢,我拿的东西不比你拿的东西重多了。
关于散步
老婆:咱们一直散步到那条马路吧。
老公:到那儿太远了,一会儿该走不回来了。
老婆:没事,你背我回来。
关于婚外恋
老婆:现在电视里老演婚外恋,你说,你会有婚外恋吗?
老公:不会。
老婆:为什么?
老公:有你一个我就够后悔的了,决不能再要第二个
(*⌒.^)盛世传奇(^ε⌒*) 发表于 2006-12-09 23:25 阅读( 1506) 评论( 1) 引用( 0) 开心生活
一女教师写给李咏孙悦的信!/A female teacher writes to Li Yongsun the plea
一女教师写给李咏孙悦的信!
| [日期:2006-07-31] | 来源: 作者: | [字体:大 中 小] |
爆强,一女教师写给李咏孙悦的信!
我是一名女老师,平时不大有时间看电视,赶巧那天下午我经过客厅,看到电视在演《梦想中国——重庆赛区选拔赛》,我就停下来看了接近一个小时,可是,就这一个小时所看到的,让我一辈子都无法释怀:李咏、孙悦,你们俩真的需要有人来告诉你们如何做人了!既然我是老师,除了教书,育人也是我不容推辞的职责,所以,我忍不住要告诉你们俩如何做人。
一、做人首先要对得起“人”字这两笔!
“人”字虽然只有两笔,写好却很难,如果列举人中典范,相信各位都能说出几个:
孔孟的博学多才、史可法的坚贞不屈、岳飞的精忠报国、董存瑞的舍生取义、周总理的忧国忧民……,后人万世敬仰不已。如果列举人中渣滓,相信也有很多:夏桀的心狠手辣、秦桧的卖国求荣、慈禧的奢侈荒淫、江青的野心贪婪……,对于这些渣滓,用‘遗臭万年’又怎么能解恨?
我们只是凡夫俗子,我们也不必非要拿人中豪杰来勉强自己,我们只要做个普通的人,不侮辱这个“人”字,就可以了。可是,李咏、孙悦,你们俩在重庆赛区的表现,能对得起这“人”字吗?你们对待自己的同胞,犹如人在动物园耍猴,人在耍猴的时候,还要顾忌猴子的情绪,还能做到尽量避免让猴子发怒,而你们呢?这些选手在你们俩的眼里,已经彻底丧失了做人的权利,他们的人格完全被你们这两个狗娘养的践踏在脚底下了!(我知道做为老师,我这么说话很不道德,可是,回忆起我所看到的,我忍不住出离了愤怒!)
二、做人其次要学会尊重他人!
要想别人尊重你,首先要学会尊重别人!与人玫瑰,手留余香。这是连三岁孩子都知道的道理,你们俩却不知道!现在全国一片骂声,你们大概会觉得自己很委屈,李咏以唯美思想作为自己的挡箭牌,孙悦则仍是那副妖冶谄媚的丑态为李咏辩驳。其实,你们应该知道为什么大家会用带有侮辱性质 的词汇来描述你们的言行,是因为你们俩做得的确过分!你们手握生杀大权的时候,竟然不知道站在你们面前的,是一个活生生的人!选手在你们的眼里是连畜生都不如的东西!
记得很清楚,有一个片段:
一个残疾选手,手捧吉他卖力地演唱着,作为老百姓中的一员,说句心里话,我并不觉得他的歌声有多么的刺耳,相反,我乍一听,还觉得有点腾格尔的味道,虽然他的嗓音有些沙哑,但看起来,他是非常投入的。在后来的讲述中,我知道他是个残疾人,平时周围的人都很瞧不起他,可以看出他生活很拮据,我当时真的一种同情感油然而生,我也知道这里是赛场,我们不能单凭着同情心去通过这个选手,可是,至少他是一个人!至少我们该尊重他的人格! 而我们的孙悦小姐是如何对待他的呢?当那个选手一边急切地表白自己,一边请求评委给次机会让他再唱一首时,我们的孙悦小姐是如何表现的呢?她急切地把她那细嫩的小白手在空中划了一个半圆说:“你再唱,我就不投你票了!”可惜的是那个残疾选手没有充分估计到孙悦小姐的脾气,他还是卖力地唱了第二首歌,等他唱完,孙悦问了他一些问题,其中有一句经典对话将是我今生的难忘,孙悦问:“你为什么喜欢唱歌?”选手答:“因为周围人都瞧不起我,所以我的快乐都在歌里了。”孙悦立刻反击道:“我说句话你别不爱听,你是把快乐建立在别人的痛苦之上!”(说到这里,我真的想问候孙悦的娘!)你这是人话吗?你还有人性吗?
我以前经常做语音主持,经常会遇到唱歌跑调的人,可是,我从不嘲笑他们,我总是鼓励他们说:只要用心唱,没有不是最好的歌手。我总是想:谁不想拥有一副好的歌喉?谁不想长得貌比天仙?他们长了这副跑调的嗓子,本身就已经很苦恼了,我们帮不了他们,该愧疚的是我们,我们又有什么理由去嘲笑他们呢? 作为一个百姓,我都能想到这点,作为一个在舞台上扭了多年的孙悦竟然不知道这点?!这算是她娘的悲哀呢?还是她的悲哀呢?!
你们在侮辱别人人格的同时,是否想到自己也存在着缺点?我不是追星族,我不知道你们俩在生活中都有哪些丑陋的事,但我知道是凡是人,没有不是优点和缺点的共载体。这些女选手也许唱歌不如孙悦,可是,至少我还没发现哪个女选手演唱时,象妓女一样扭动着她那个自我欣赏的水蛇腰。这些男选手也许嘴皮子不如李咏凌厉,可是,至少我还没发现哪个选手的脸比驴脸还长!
这些选手都是我们身边随处可见的人,甚至棒棒军也出现在比赛现场,可是,我们在面对这些“俗人”时究竟应该持什么样的心态?我们是该嘲笑他们不自量吗?我们是该嘲笑他们相貌丑陋吗?不!我们应该理解他们渴望成名的心情!我们应该佩服他们敢于挑战的胆量!也许他们缺少美丽的外表,也许他们缺少动听的歌喉,也许他们缺少优美的舞姿,可是他们有自信,他们敢于站在台上,这本身就是值得我们鼓励和欣赏的。我是一个普通人,这道理我都懂,李咏、孙悦两位判官,可惜你们俩个见过大世面的人了,竟然不懂这个!你们可曾想过,你们脱口而出的讥讽,会挫伤多少选手一辈子的自信?!会让多少人对你们失望?!会让《梦想中国》失去多少人心?!《梦想中国》用了你们这两个败类,真是策划者的失误!
三、做人第三要摆正自己的位置!
俗话说“长江后浪推前浪”、“山外有山,人外有人”、“三十年河东三十年河西”……,就是要告戒人们不要夜郎自大,不要骄傲自满,要摆正自己的位置!作为名牌主持,作为二流歌星,你们应该很清楚地看到你们在百姓心目中的位置,要清楚地知道,你们是来自于人民,服务于百姓,百姓是你们的衣食父母,百姓是你们的上帝!离开了百姓的拥护,你们还拿什么立足于世间?当驴脸长满了褶子,当水蛇腰上长满了赘肉,当没有人再有兴趣提起你们俩名字时,你们准备靠什么生活?或许有一天,西单门前会多摆两只破饭碗,只是,那个残疾人还会弹几下吉他,不知道你们俩是不是连这要饭的家伙也不会呢?不知道那时候你们是不是才能忏悔你们曾经所作下的口孽呢?
四、做人第四不要不懂装懂!
我对李咏的了解,完全是借助于电视,从《幸运52》时的欣赏,到《非常6+1》的反感,到《梦想中国》的唾弃,我就是这么一步步走过来的,相信这也是很多人走过的路,看《幸运52》时,我佩服李咏的睿智善辩,那时候的感觉就是:驴也有聪明的!看《非常6+1》时,我反感李咏的故意做作,那时候的感觉就是:罗圈腿该冬眠的时候,就去冬眠,别总出来的色!看《梦想中国》时,我愤怒于李咏的人性泯灭,这时候的感觉就是:娘在人的成长过程中,起的作用真是太大了,没娘教就是不行!
正因为我对李咏的不了解,所以,我始终没能明白,李咏是靠什么来评价选手的歌声?我听了一个小时的点评,我只从伍思凯先生那里听到了一些专业术语,而从李咏这里,我所见的,总是他摆弄着手里的那支破笔,时而做低头沉思状,时而做欲擒故纵状,时而做吊人胃口状,时而做不胜厌烦状……,最终我也没从他那凌厉的嘴皮子里,听到一个恰如其分的点评。
至于孙悦,我不知道你的歌星路子是怎么走出来的,同样,我也没听到你专业性的点评,记忆中的,全是不着边际的问话,印象比较深刻的,是一个美少女,说句心里话,那女孩漂亮是漂亮,唱歌确实是不咋受听,看得出,你开始是不准备投她票的,可是,突然,你对人家美少女的戒指产生了浓厚的兴趣,在你的左看右摸下,那个美少女不得不许诺要把戒指给你,后来,你果然投她一票,我眼见那个女孩走到你的面前,把戒指送给了你,你是否真的揣回家,这个我不敢乱说,但当时,我是见你收下了,这不得不让我为你的现状担忧,廉颇老矣,还有人赏碗饭吃,你是不是连吃饭都有点困难了?要不怎么连个小孩子的破铜烂铁也放在眼里呢?
鉴于这些细节 ,我想,广大观众跟我一样,都会产生一种质疑:你们是否存在不懂装懂的嫌疑?如果这个问题让我来替你们回答,那么答案是“ 是的,而且根本就是不懂装懂!”
五、做人第五要敢于面对错误!
你们说俗话咋就这么有哲理呢?俗话说得好啊:“金无足赤,人无完人”“知耻而后勇”“在哪里跌倒,就在哪里爬起”,不管我有多么地讨厌你们俩,不管我对你们的言行有多么的不齿,可是,教师的天性让我不忍心看着你们俩的灵魂仍在垃圾桶里游荡,我虽然只是个普通百姓,可是,我不能象你们俩那样泯灭人性,你们可以蹂躏选手的人格,我不能蹂躏你们俩的人格,我还要尽我最大的努力,把做人的道理告诉你们,希望你们俩能勇于面对错误,敢于改正错误,
我想,全国的观众一定都希望你们俩能象选手一样,挑战自己!超越自我!他们挑战的是勇气,你们俩挑战的是人性!
最后祝你们俩:年年有人性!
岁岁有良知!
希望那些和上面两位有类似"癖好"的"人"也好好反省一下!
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A female teacher writes to Li Yongsun the pleased letter!
| [ Date:2006-07-31] | Origin: Author: | [ Typeface:Big center is small] |
Explodes strongly, a female teacher writes to Li Yongsun the pleased letter!
I am a female teacher, usually not greatly has the time to watch the television, 璧跺阀 that day afternoon I pass through the living room, saw the television is developing "Vainly hoped for Chinese - Chongqing Contest area Trials", I stopped look approached for a hour, but, this hour institute saw, let me all be unable to get over an emotion for a lifetime: Li Yong, the grandson are pleased, how did you really need some people to tell you to be the person! Since I am a teacher, except teaching, nurtures the responsibility which the person also is I does not allow to decline, therefore, how I can'tbear must tell you to be the person.
First, is the person first to have to result in "the person" character these two!
"Person" character although only has two, writes very is actually difficult, if enumerates in the person the model, believed everybody all can say several:
The Confucianism learned are many only then, Shi Kefa stands firm and unyielding, Yue Fei is totally dedicated to one's country, Dong Cunrui 鑸嶇敓鍙栦箟, Premier Zhou is concerned about country and people... ... Posterity Wan Shi does not respect already. If enumerates in the person the sediment, believed also has very many: Emperor Jie cruel and merciless, Qin Gui sells out one's country for personal gain, Cixi luxuriously dissolute, Jiang Qing's ambition is greedy... ... Regarding these sediments, how with ' leaves a stink for ten thousand years ' can dispel anger?
We are only the layman, we also do not need to have to cause difficulties for others bold outstanding come reluctantly own, we so long as are an ordinary person, does not insult this "the person" the character, was allowed. But, Li Yong, the grandson are pleased, you in the Chongqing contest area performance, can to result in this "the person" the character? You treat own compatriot, just like the person to play the monkey in the zoo, the person plays monkey's time, but also must have scruples monkey's mood, but also can achieve avoids letting the monkey as far as possible get angry, but you? These contestants in yours eye, already thoroughly lost have made person's right, their personality completely trampling which is raised by your these two bitch under the foot! (I knew does for teacher, I such speak very not the morals, but, recollects me to see, I could not bear have left the anger! )
Second, makes person its secondary academic society to respect the other people!
Must think the others respect you, first must learn to respect the others! With the person rose, the hand keeps Yu Xiang. This links the truth which three year old children all knew, you actually did not know! Now a national piece scolds the sound, you probably can think oneself is very suffering from injustice, Li Yongyi the only beautiful thought took own shield, Sun Yueze still was the ugly performance which that vice- 濡栧喍 flatters disputes for Li Yong. Actually, you should know why everybody can use to have the insult nature the glossary to describe your words and deeds, is because you do indeed excessively! Your hand grasps lives kills the power authority time, unexpectedly did not know stands in front of you, is a living person! The contestant in yours eye is a thing which continually the domestic animal all was inferior to!
Remembers very clearly, some fragment:
A disabled contestant, the hand holds the guitar to go all out is singing, took in common people's, said sentence 蹇冮噷璇? I and unconsciously his singing sound has how grating, on the contrary, I on first hearing, but also thought a little leaps 鏍煎皵 flavor, although his voice is somewhat hoarse, but looks like, he is extremely invests. In the afterwards narration, I knew he is a disabled person, usually the periphery people all very much cannot look him, may see him to live very in straitened circumstances, my really one kind of same emotion arose spontaneously at that time, I also knew here was an athletic field, we could not the list pass this contestant by reason of the sympathy, but, at least he was a person! At least we should respect him the personality! How but does our Miss Sun Yue is treat him? When one side that contestant anxiously vindicates oneself, at the same time requested the appraisal committee lets him for the inferior opportunity sing again for a beginning of each season, how does our Miss Sun Yue is display? She that delicate was anxiously young airborne her 鐧芥墜 in delimits a semicircle to say that, "You sing again, I did not throw your ticket!" What a pity is that disabled contestant not fully estimates Miss Sun Yue's temperament, he or went all out sang the second song, waited for him to sing, Sun Yue asked his some questions, including a classics dialogue will be I this life unforgettable, Sun Yuewen: "Why do you like singing?" The contestant answers: "Because periphery the people all cannot look me, therefore I was joyful all in the song." Sun Yue counter-attacks the road immediately: "I said the sentence speech you leave do not like listening, you are the joyful establishment above others' pain!" (Speaks of here, I really want to send regards Sun Yue mother! ) You are the logical expression? You also have the human nature?
I before frequently makes the pronunciation management, frequently can meet sings runs the accent person, but, I ever do not ridicule them, I always encourage them to say: So long as attentively sings, does not have is not the best singer. I always thought that, Who doesn't want to have a good singing voice? Who didn't think is long the appearance to compare the angel? Their this vice- has steadily run the throat which moves, itself very has been already worried, we could not help them, should feel ashamed was we, what reason we also has to ridicule them? As common people, I all can think this spot, took turned many year Sun Yue in the stage unexpectedly not to know this spot? ! This is her mother is sorrowful? Or she is sorrowful? !
You while insult the others personality, whether thought oneself also has the shortcoming? I am not pursue 鏄熸棌, I did not know which ugly matters you all do have in the life, but I knew is every is the person, does not have is not the merit and the shortcoming altogether the carrier. Perhaps these female contestants sing were inferior to the grandson is pleased, but, I had not at least discovered when which female contestant sings, looks like the prostitute equally to sway from side to side her self-admiration extremely slender waist. Perhaps these male contestant glib lips were inferior to Li chants swiftly and fiercely, but, I had not at least discovered which contestant's face 椹磋劯 is also longer than!
These contestants all are our side everywhere obviously people, even the stick good armed force also appears in the competition scene, but, actually we when faces these "淇椾汉" should hold what type the point of view? We are should ridicule they overreach? We are should ridicule their facial expression is ugly? No! We should understand they longed for becomes famous mood! We should admire the guts which they dares to challenge! Perhaps they lack the beautiful semblance, perhaps they lack the interesting to listen to singing voice, perhaps they lack the exquisite dancer's posture, but they have the self-confidence, they dare to stand on, this itself is worth us encouraging with the appreciation. I am an average person, this truth I all understand, Li Yong, the grandson pleased two judge, what a pity your see the oversized world the person, has unexpectedly not understood this! You might once think, you blurted out the ridicule, how many contestants' for a lifetime self-confidence can dampen? ! How many people can let be disappointed to you? ! Can let "Vainly hope for how many will of the people China" does lose? ! "Vainly hoped for China" has used your these two degenerates, really is engineer's fault!
Third, is the person third to have 鎽嗘 own position!
As the saying goes front "Yangtze River the wave pushes the wave", "outside the mountain has the mountain, outside the person has the person", "30 years east of the river 30 year Hexi"... ... Is must warn the people not to want the parochial arrogance, do not have to arrogant and complacent, must 鎽嗘 own position! As the name brand management, took two flows the singing star, you should very clearly see you in the common people mind position, must clearly know, you are come from to the people, serves to the common people, the common people is your benefactors, the common people is your God! Left common people's support, what do you also take to base on 涓栭棿? When 椹磋劯 has been covered with 瑜跺瓙, when on the extremely slender waist has been covered with 璧樿倝, when nobody has again the interest mentions your name, you prepare to depend on what to live? Perhaps one day, west 鍗曢棬 front can suspend two broken rice bowls much, only is, how many under guitars can that disabled person also play, did not know you are the fellow which continually this begs for food cannot? Did not know that time were you can confess you once to do 鍙e?
Fourth, is the person fourth not to be able to want to pretend to understand!
I understanding which chant to Li, completely is draws support the television, from "Lucky 52" time appreciation, to "Extremely 6+1" the repugnance, to "Vainly hoped for China" toing spurn, I am such one step by step pass through, believed this also is a road which very many people passes through, looked when "Is lucky 52", I admire Li Yong the wisdom friendly to debate, that time feeling is: The donkey also has intelligently! Looked when "Extremely 6+1", I dislike Li Yong to be intentionally artificial, that time feeling is: The bowlegs should hibernate, hibernates, don't always comes out color! Looked "Vainly hoped for when China", my angry Yu Li Yong human nature disappears, this time feeling is: The mother in person's growth process, the role which played really is too big, did not have the mother to teach not to be good!
Just because I chant to Li did not understand, therefore, I have not always been able to understand, what Li Yong is depends on to appraise contestant's singing sound? I have listened to a hour review, I only from Mr. Wu Sikai there tin of some technical expressions, but chants here from Li, I see in, always he manipulates begins that broken pen, from time to time does lowers the head the ponder shape, from time to time does releases in order to catch the shape, from time to time does hangs the person appetite shape, from time to time does extremely is sick of the shape... ... Finally I from he that swift and fierce glib lips, have not heard the review which appropriatelies to.
As for grandson pleased, I did not know how your singing star pathway is goes out, similarly, I have not heard to your specialized review, in the memory, all is the question which is irrelevant, the impression quite profound, is a beautiful young girl, said sentence 蹇冮噷璇? that girl attractive is attractive, sings truly is not how pleasant to hear, can see, you start are do not prepare to throw her ticket, but, suddenly, you have had the strong interest to others beautiful young girl's ring, in you left looked right traces, that beautiful young girl can not but promise must give the ring you, afterwards, You really throw a her ticket, I saw with own eyes that girl walks to yours front, has given you the ring, you whether really holds goes home, this I do not dare to speak irresponsibly, but at that time, I was see you to accept, this can not but let me worry for yours present situation, inexpensive quite old, but also some people enjoy the bowl food to eat, you were not the company eat meal a little are all difficult? How or links child's scrap copper rotten iron also 鏀惧湪鐪奸噷?
In view of the fact that these details, I thought that, the mass audiences are same with me, can have one kind of question: Whether you can'thave the suspicion which pretends to understand? If this question lets me come to reply for you, then the answer is "is, moreover does not understand pretends to understand!"
Fifth, is the person fifth to have to dare facing to be wrong!
You said how the slang such does have the philosophy? As the saying goes well: "Doesn't the gold have the pure gold, after the person does not have the complete human" "to know the shame but to be brave" "tumbles in where, crawls in where", no matter I have dislike you, no matter I have how despising to your words and deeds, but, teacher's instinct lets me not be cruel enough to looks your soul still loafed in the trash can, I although was only common people, but, I could not look like you such to disappear the human nature, you were allowed to devastate contestant's personality, I could not devastate your personality, I also had I greatest endeavor, Makes person's truth to tell you, hoped you can dare facing to be wrong, dare to correct one's errors,
I thought that, the national audience certainly all hoped you can look like the contestant to be same, challenge oneself! Superego! They challenge are the courage, you challenge are the human nature!
Finally wishes you: Has the human nature year after year!
The year old year old has the conscience!
Hoped these and above two have similar "fondness for" "person" also well to engage in introspection!
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2006/06/12
我回家了
好久不来了,大家好吗?
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2006/03/30
欧美十大女星最美部位 朱莉嘴唇最迷人(图)
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2006/03/24
清华才女中毒案十年未结 传言嫌疑人有特殊背景
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![]() 家中的朱令 作者吴虹飞 点击此处查看全部新闻图片 ![]() 朱令(右)和母亲 作者吴虹飞 ![]() 十年前的朱令 1995年5月,1997年5月,清华大学、北京大学先后发生了两起学生铊盐中毒案件。除涉嫌人为作案外,铊盐未按剧毒品管理是其重要原因。 —— 国家教委办公厅文件,教备厅[1997]13号
本刊记者 吴虹飞 <
实习记者 陈 琛 发自北京
朱令是谁 1973年出生在北京,1992年考入清华大学化学系物理化学和仪器分析专业。曾为清华民乐队队员,曾获1994年全国高校艺术表演独奏组二等奖。北京市游泳二级运动员。 1994年冬(约12月份)和1995年春(约3月份)至少两次摄入致死剂量重金属铊盐;第二次中毒后昏迷多日,几近植物人。1995年5月经对症治疗后得救。但因为误诊时间过长、治疗中的失误,肌体受到严重损失,并因输血感染丙型肝炎。 至今生活不能自理,由她年迈的父母照顾。 朱令坐在轮椅上,安静地望着窗外。 12月的北京,阳光依然灿烂,静静地穿过玻璃窗,落在屋里的地板上。窗台上几朵红色的小花恬静地开着。 朱令一直望着那些光。其实她已经看不见那些花儿在冬天开放的样子了。 “10年前她常常吵着要看书,”站在身后的母亲朱明新把轮椅上的女儿推到屋里有阳光的地方,“后来她明白自己视力已经严重受损,就再没听她提过看书读报之事了。” 朱令清醒时,朱明新会给她读古诗,有次读到“黄云城边乌欲栖”(李白《乌夜啼》),就调侃她:“令令,你给李白打个分吧!”她快活地说:“也就四分吧。” 母亲忍不住要笑了——她的令令,还是当年那个机灵鬼。 朱家10年来没有装修过,只有必需品。客厅里的沙发很旧,扶手上打了两块补丁,新旧不一。小小的木质茶几,上面的油漆斑驳陆离。 房间里朱令的照片早就被收了起来,取而代之的,是前几年去世的姥姥、姥爷的照片。同时被收起来的,还有考上北大的姐姐吴今的照片——1989年,她在野三坡郊游,失足坠崖身亡。 有时一睁眼,天亮了,朱明新微微有些恍惚。她曾经有两个聪慧、可爱的女儿,一个上了北大,一个上了清华。一个女儿早逝,未满20岁。一个女儿还活着,面目迟滞,已经不是过去她熟悉的那一个。 “换上别人,恐怕精神早崩溃了。没有她妈妈,朱令活不到今天。”朱父多年的老同学、老同事,国家地震局的耿庆国喟然说。 朱令左手无力地搭在古琴的琴弦上,因为呼吸困难,她费劲地往后仰着脖子。她已经不能辨认这10年究竟发生了什么。 蹊跷中毒 清华大学物化2班的朱令,从小踌躇满志,处处拔尖。她没料想到,上天只给她21年的幸福生活。 她的苦难是从1994年11月24日开始。她的21岁生日。为了赶清华 “一·二九”的演出排练,她只能与父亲在学校附近草草吃了晚饭。可是肚子疼得太厉害了,什么也吃不下。 12月8日,朱令开始大把大把掉头发。 12月11日夜,北京音乐厅,清华大学民乐队的专场演出,朱令表演了一曲古琴独奏《广陵散》。她父母也在观众席中,对于近两日腹痛加剧带病参演的女儿,母亲十分担心,“我知道她特别难受”。但为了和同学一起搬道具回学校,朱令只在后台与妈妈见了一面。 第二天,让朱明新意外的是,头天还不肯回家的女儿,自己一个人回来了,原来她已经 “疼得受不了了”。 1995年1月23日,朱令的头发彻底掉光了。在同仁医院住院观察一个月,疼痛越来越重,医院却没有查出任何问题。 她担心学校落下的考试和功课,坚决要求出院。环境系女生张博,曾经和朱令一同上过“视听练耳”课,意外看到朱令“剃了个光头,戴着顶帽子”,心里嘀咕:“真是特别酷!” 同班同学,物理化学课代表陈忠周回忆说,“很多同学都觉得她脸色有点苍白,没想到她已经病得那么严重。” 1995年3月9日,朱令第二次出现中毒症状,北京协和医院神经内科主任李舜伟高度怀疑为“铊中毒”,但是没有进一步化验。 病情迅速恶化,朱令入住ICU(重点护理组)病房。由于呼吸不畅,22日被迫接受了气管切开手术,从手术室一出来,她就陷入了深度昏迷。 “肯定凶手两次投毒” 即便是10年之后,已经是一家软件公司老总的31岁的贝志城,依然对那一幕耿耿于怀:昔日活泼可爱、多才多艺的漂亮女同学已经面目全非,悄无声息地躺在病床之上,臃肿的身子上插满管子。死亡的图像何其令人震惊,那一瞬间,20岁的贝志城“魂飞魄散”。 朱令究竟得了什么怪病?95年4月10日,北京大学力学系92级学生贝志城利用实验室网络,与另一名同学一起,把朱令病症翻译成英文,发到互联网,紧急求救。 一周之内,世界各地的医生、专家的回邮多达1500封。贝志城等人还专门设计了一个读信软件,利用关键字对这些信件进行归类。 统计结果是,30%的回复认为病人是“铊”中毒。他发动北大学生翻译邮件,4月18日,他拿着诊断意见一大早赶到协和医院,希望大夫能够接纳。在ICU病区门口空等了一天,除了几个年轻大夫,没有人愿意看。 朱令家属多次得到院方通知,“铊”中毒的可能已经排除。 刚刚萌芽的中国互联网几乎成就了一段可歌可泣的救人传奇,假如不是因为医学权威的傲慢。 4月28日,朱令父母设法收集了朱令的皮肤、指甲、和从1994年12月朱令第一次发病时穿的尼龙运动衫上收集到的第一次发病时脱落的长发,以及血、尿、脑脊髓等供化验样品,一起送往北京职业病防治所陈震阳的实验室。 陈震阳确定朱令是铊中毒,并且体内的铊超过致死量。陈震阳认为,如此大的剂量,不是自杀,就是他杀,而且凶手肯定是两次投毒。 当晚,朱令父母立即向清华大学保卫部报案。次日晨,朱令父母要求清华大学立即保护现场,查封朱令在学校的物品,进一步化验。 5月7日,北京市公安局14处和清华大学派出所受命立案。在此期间,朱令宿舍神秘失窃,却无钱财损失。朱令喝水的杯子,滚落在某位女同学的床下。取证现场自此被破坏了。
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(*⌒.^)盛世传奇(^ε⌒*) 发表于 2006-03-18 00:38 阅读( 3553) 评论( 0) 引用( 0) 风云人物
2006/03/11
这个非常可爱的小机器狗,是世嘉公司(SEGA)和TOYS公司合作生产的音乐播放器。



这个非常可爱的小机器狗,是世嘉公司(SEGA)和TOYS公司合作生产的音乐播放器。
凭着如此可爱的造型,idog除了播放音乐之外还可兼任儿童玩具。
可参阅网站:www.idog-segatoys.com
大小:116*107*100mm
重量:170g
iDog可随音乐的旋律表露出喜怒哀乐各种感情, 头部和耳朵可以动,内置了3色LED灯1个,2色LED灯6个。
它能够存储约70首歌曲,还可与iPod/MD/CD播放器相连作为“音箱”。

SEGA的这只宠物小狗iDog,体积约为116x107x100mm非常小巧可爱。通过摇动它的耳朵和脑袋或者改变头上七个LED的颜色,这只可爱的小狗可以表达它的喜怒哀乐。通过一系列的传感器,可以根据你的动作来表现它的情绪,比如拍它的头它会很高兴,而动它的尾巴则会惹它生气。
idog 的心情变化
压鼻子按钮:idog 会很开心(光为橘色)。
压头部按钮:idog 的心情会变的落寞,或者会哭(光为绿色)。
压尾巴按钮:idog 会很不高兴(光为红色)。

触碰各按钮后idog的心情会变化:
慢慢转:一些些。
普通转:还好还好。
快转:非常。
例1:红色快转 心情很差
例2:橘色慢慢转 心情还不错

在宠物模式时,同时按下 idog 头部按钮A及头部按钮B,idog 会叫三声,通知你将进入音乐拨放模式;当 idog 演奏完内定三首歌曲后,就会再回到宠物模式。
肚子饿
idog 肚子饿时会发出饿的声音,idog 听到玩家的声音或是音乐就会饱啰!
*如果都不和他说话一直放着的话肚子饿的音乐会连续拨放
拨放演奏歌曲
宠物状态时,同时压下 idog 的头部按钮A及头部按钮B,约 2~3 秒,idog 会鸣叫三次,通知主人即将进入任意拨放状态。接着便开始演奏歌曲。头部按钮A为快转,头部按钮B为回转。
外接演奏
可外接iPod、随身听、MD、MP3等。

Auto sleep Mode
idog 放置同一状态后会自动进入 auto sleep mode,宠物状态时约三分钟,外接演奏时约五分钟,若要强制进入,压着鼻子按钮 3~4 秒即可。
◎Reset

■示范说明
◎头部按钮A
按下此按钮可以增加 idog 的亲切度(和按钮B的功能一样),压着鼻子按钮加上头部按钮A,可降低音量。
◎头部按钮B
按下此按钮可以增加 idog 的亲切度(和按钮A的功能一样),压着鼻子按钮加上头部按钮B,可提高降低音量。
◎光感应区
在演奏音乐时,将手盖住 idog 的脸就会改变曲调。
◎鼻子按钮
压下此按钮 idog 会很开心喔!持续压住着 3~4 秒会让 idog 进入睡眠状态。
◎尾巴按钮
摸 idog 的尾巴,它会不高兴喔!idog 在活动模式时被摸了尾巴,就会变回宠物模式。
◎麦克风
对着他讲话,他就会模仿。

◎前脚
可以手动改变角度。
发生以下状况时,请按重开机按钮,让idog变回初期状态:
idog没有反应时。
更换电池时。
*只要按了Reset,所有纪录都会回复到初期状态。
■注意事项
请勿使用充电电池。
请勿新旧电池参杂使用。
商品规格
尺寸:116 × 107 × 100 mm
重量:170g
颜色:白
电力供应:使用 AAA号电池 × 3

◎前脚
可以手动改变角度。
◎Reset
发生以下状况时,请按重开机按钮,让idog变回初期状态:
idog没有反应时。
更换电池时。
*只要按了Reset,所有纪录都会回复到初期状态。
■注意事项
请勿使用充电电池。
请勿新旧电池参杂使用。
商品规格
尺寸:116 × 107 × 100 mm
重量:170g
颜色:白
电力供应:使用 AAA号电池 × 3
(*⌒.^)盛世传奇(^ε⌒*) 发表于 2006-03-11 15:54 阅读( 3325) 评论( 0) 引用( 0) 时尚气息
2006年1月X日,神秘生物登陆幻想曲~~~
2006年1月X日,神秘生物登陆幻想曲~~~

iFish 视频演示
SEGA世嘉公司现在虽然不搞游戏机了,但是依然会推出有创意的产品。下面这条小鱼就是世嘉最近推出的一个电子产品,名字叫“iFish”。
比起05年世嘉同类产品idog,这只ifish更注重宠物的生物特性.ifish的智能化主要体现在3个方面,情感表达,音乐播放和舞蹈功能
ifish具有光感应和声感应功能,当他受到外界某种信息时,他回做出各种肢体动作,并发出各种不同的声音,同时闪动头上和身体上的LED灯来表达各种情感.
你可以尝试对他拍拍手掌和抚摩他的头部,他会开心的与你逗乐

ifish继承了idog的音乐功能
它内置50首音乐,包括流行,古典,爵士等,他会因不同的音乐表达不同的心情
另外,ifish需要主人给它喂食音乐
主人可以通过音频线,接驳自己喜欢的各种音频设备

如mp3,手机,MD,和索尼PSP游戏机等.
通过播放音乐,ifish的可爱度会不断上升,越发可爱

ifish是一个天生的舞蹈家,它会在高兴的时候或接受到音乐的是时候翩翩起舞,其优美的舞姿定会让你喜爱不已
基本操作
1放入电池,鱼身亮起蓝色LED灯,鱼左右鳍会摆动
2手动开关 长按左右鱼鳍 4种动作/声音 一种LED灯闪动模式
3再开机 按下左右鱼鳍,1种LED灯闪动模式
4音量调节
音量调节 先按着右鱼鳍,再按下左鱼鳍调高音量 调高至5,6,7,阶音量,或者先按着右鱼鳍调高音量 调高至3,2,1阶音量

声效输入 IFISH能感应三种声音
高音量 旋转及摇摆 3种随机摆动 顺时针,逆时针,半圈来回转动
中音量 向左/向右旋转30度 5秒中度旋模式 低音量 轻微摆动
*IFISH动作受声效输入影响,跟生物节奏无关。
抚摩颈部
不同生物节奏会有不同动作,每种模式有六种不同组合
饲养模式
按住IFISH的左鳍多于1秒钟---IFISH发出要求饲养的声音----下方LED灯亮起红,橙,绿色---4秒后输入声音
饲养完毕
7色LED灯在鱼身亮起,三色LED灯在鱼头亮起,扭动身体,短音乐,摇尾巴。
手动播放模式
1按着鱼右面鱼鳍进入手动播放模式,可2于音乐播放途中按左或右鱼鳍改变音乐,3重设后音乐将随


















